The Ugly Christmas Jumper Name Generator

Every truly great ugly Christmas jumper deserves a name — the kind you’d give a racehorse or a hurricane. Press the button and this will christen yours. Results are final and legally binding at all office parties.

Eight thousand jumpers, none of them named until now

Twenty openers, twenty subjects, twenty finales: eight thousand possible names, which is more than the entire catalogue deserves. The generator is offered in the spirit of the tradition itself — see why committing completely to something ridiculous is the whole point — and pairs naturally with the competition guide, because a jumper announced by name enters the room differently.

Jumpers worthy of a name

The loudest candidates live in the Light-Up & Sparkle collection. Test your naming skills against the full 50-question Christmas quiz afterwards.