Description
Two sweatshirts, two double entendres, one pair of people who have agreed to this.
The listing title says nothing beyond "matching" and "holiday", but the photographs are unambiguous: this is a rude set, built on a candy cane and two peppermints. It is a good joke in the right company and a genuinely bad idea in the wrong one. As a garment, crewneck sweatshirts are printed fleece: warm enough for outdoors, comfortable enough indoors, and good for perhaps two or three seasons before the graphic starts to look tired.
Worth knowing
- $69.99 is the going rate for a printed couples pair, so nothing here is a bargain or a swindle
- Both halves need to be in the room. Matching jumpers on one person is just a jumper
- Cold wash, inside out. Every printed jumper that dies early dies in a hot wash
If you want a couples set where you know exactly what the joke is, the shop has several: the I Come in Peace pair, the Todd and Margo pair, or the more elaborate his-and-hers set at ten dollars more.
Also useful: two-person and group Christmas jumpers.
Read the room
- The two slogans are "It isn't going to lick itself" (beside a candy cane) and "They aren't going to suck themselves" (beside two mints). The listing does not say so; the photograph does
- That makes this a pub-only set: friends, a house party, never the office and never the in-laws
- If you wanted a matching pair for a mixed room, a cleaner couples set will serve you better
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