I Have a Big Package Funny Christmas Jumper, Unisex

Amazon.com Price: £24.49 (as of 08/08/2026 19:48 PST- Details)

A crewneck built around a single innuendo about a wrapped present. Entirely dependent on the room you wear it into.

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Description

One joke, delivered on the front of a sweatshirt, and no way to take it back once you have walked in.

The design pairs a Christmas present graphic with a double entendre. It is the oldest structure in novelty knitwear and it still gets a laugh in the right company. The garment underneath is an ordinary unisex crewneck — the purchase is entirely about the slogan.

Before you buy

  • Good: a pub, a house party, a group of friends who expect this from you.
  • Risky: the work party. Innuendo jumpers are the single most common source of the story that gets retold in January, and not always kindly.
  • No: anywhere with clients, children or a company photographer.

The practical problem with any slogan jumper is that it cannot be dialled down mid-evening. You are committed to the joke from arrival to departure, including in every group photograph and in front of whoever turns out to be standing behind you.

When the Christmas jumper goes too far is worth two minutes before you order this for an office event.

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