Christmas Beer Jumper, Red

Amazon.com Price: £49.04 ($64.99) (as of 31/08/2026 15:11 PST- Details)

Read the Room rating

Depends on the office

Fine in some offices, a conversation with HR in others. Know yours.

How we rate jumpers

A beer-themed Christmas jumper in red at $64.99. Straightforward, well understood, and the sort of thing that only becomes a problem in a work context.

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Description

Beer, at Christmas. No pun, no wordplay, no cleverness attempted.

There is something to be said for that. A jumper that states its subject plainly reads instantly across a room, whereas a layered pun needs the reader to be close enough and sober enough to work it out. If you want a reliable reaction from a pub crowd, plainness is a feature.

Read the room

  • Ideal for the pub, a house party, or anywhere the theme is already drinks
  • Avoid at a work party. Christmas and alcohol is the combination employers are most twitchy about, and a jumper puts it in writing
  • Check before gifting — a beer jumper is a poor present for someone who does not drink, and people do not always advertise that

The red colourway is standard-issue Christmas, which means it looks the part in photographs even if the joke is not to everyone's taste.

Printed crewneck at the seller's flat $64.99, comfortable in a heated room, best kept out of a hot wash. The shop's punnier alternative is Most Wonderful Time For A Beer at the same price, and there is a knitted Santa and beer pullover if you want something with more longevity.

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