'You Sink It You Drink It' Christmas Jumper

Amazon.com Price: £49.04 ($64.99) (as of 31/08/2026 15:11 PST- Details)

Read the Room rating

Depends on the office

Fine in some offices, a conversation with HR in others. Know yours.

How we rate jumpers

A drinking-game Christmas jumper at $64.99. Funny in a pub, awkward at a work party, and a genuinely bad choice as a gift for anyone who does not drink.

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Description

A jumper that announces its plans for the evening.

Beer-pong slogans are honest about what they are, and that honesty is the thing to think about before buying. A jumper about drinking says something about the wearer that a snowman does not, and it will be read that way by everyone at the party — including the people who are not drinking.

Read the room

  • Excellent at a house party, a pub, or a student event
  • Poor at a work do. Christmas parties are exactly where drinking becomes an HR subject, and a jumper about it invites the association
  • Never as a gift for someone in recovery or simply teetotal — this is worth checking before you spend seventy dollars

On the garment: it is a printed crewneck at the seller's flat $64.99, unisex-friendly in cut, comfortable in a warm room, and best washed cold and inside out. Nothing about it is remarkable — you are paying for the slogan.

The shop's other drinking-game option is the dartboard jumper with attached balls, which is more interactive and considerably more likely to win a competition. See also office Christmas party jumper stories, which is largely a list of what not to wear.

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