Christmas Jumper Day is coming — read the guide to winning your office party

A Christmas jumper is not, on its own, outdoor clothing. It was designed to be seen indoors, at a party, for a few hours. A Christmas market, a carol service, or a walk between venues in genuine December cold asks something completely different of it.

The coat problem

The single biggest issue with wearing a novelty jumper outdoors is that a coat on top hides the entire point of it. If the design is the reason you bought the jumper, standing outdoors in a coat defeats the purchase completely — which is why so many people end up freezing rather than covering it up, and why the choice of jumper matters more, not less, for an outdoor event.

What actually copes with cold on its own

Layer under it, not just over it

A thin thermal base layer underneath a knitted jumper does more for genuine outdoor cold than almost anything you can add on top, and it solves the acrylic-itch problem at the same time. The full case for what to wear underneath is in what to wear under a Christmas jumper.

If you genuinely need a coat

Accept it, and treat the jumper as the layer that gets revealed once you are indoors or standing still for a photograph — a market stall, a pub, a moment out of the wind. An open coat over a jumper at least shows a strip of the design, which is a reasonable compromise between warmth and the entire reason you bought it.

The short version

Indoor party: buy for the photograph. Outdoor event: buy for warmth first, and accept that the design will be doing less visible work while a coat is on. Real knit, a high neck and a base layer underneath beat any printed sweatshirt at an outdoor event, however good the print looks in the listing photo.

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