Description
A jumper that opts out of the premise, which is a legitimate move.
The whole category is built on being deliberately hideous. This one is knowingly pretty instead, and the joke is the refusal. It is a subtler position than turning up in flashing lights, and for a certain kind of person it is exactly right.
The practical benefit is that it stays wearable. A genuinely ugly jumper has one outing a year; a nice-looking festive sweatshirt goes to the shops, the school run and the pub throughout December.
Choose this if
- You want to take part without wearing something you find embarrassing
- You would rather own a jumper than own a costume
- Your workplace is smart enough that a flashing reindeer would be conspicuous
Fifth Sun's crew fleece is brushed inside and properly weighted. Men's sizing, cut true.
The trade-off is honest: this will not win the competition, because competitions reward commitment to ugliness. It will get worn twenty times.
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