'A Vegan Ate My Nose' Snowman Christmas Jumper

Amazon.com Price: £49.04 ($64.99) (as of 31/08/2026 15:13 PST- Details)

Read the Room rating

Office-safe

Wear it to work. Nobody will be taken aside.

How we rate jumpers

A noseless snowman and a one-line explanation. Genuinely funny, entirely inoffensive, and $64.99 — which is a lot for a joke about a carrot.

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Description

The carrot is gone. The snowman has a theory about why.

This is one of the better-written slogans in the shop, because it needs no setup and it does not punch down at anyone in particular — the vegan is barely even the target, the snowman's indignation is. That makes it one of the rare jokes that works at a family Christmas and an office party without any calculation on your part.

Choose this if

  • You want people to actually read your jumper rather than glance at it
  • You need something safe for a mixed-age room
  • You are happy to be asked to explain it once, to one person, every party

The reservation is price. $64.99 buys a printed crewneck sweatshirt, and there are plenty of equally funny slogans in the shop for half that. What you are paying for here is the writing, not the garment — which is a legitimate thing to pay for, but worth naming.

Care is the usual story for printed fleece: cold, inside out, and it will outlast the joke. If you enjoy this sort of thing, Christmas jumper puns explained works through why some land and most do not.

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