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The carrot is gone. The snowman has a theory about why.
This is one of the better-written slogans in the shop, because it needs no setup and it does not punch down at anyone in particular — the vegan is barely even the target, the snowman's indignation is. That makes it one of the rare jokes that works at a family Christmas and an office party without any calculation on your part.
Choose this if
- You want people to actually read your jumper rather than glance at it
- You need something safe for a mixed-age room
- You are happy to be asked to explain it once, to one person, every party
The reservation is price. $64.99 buys a printed crewneck sweatshirt, and there are plenty of equally funny slogans in the shop for half that. What you are paying for here is the writing, not the garment — which is a legitimate thing to pay for, but worth naming.
Care is the usual story for printed fleece: cold, inside out, and it will outlast the joke. If you enjoy this sort of thing, Christmas jumper puns explained works through why some land and most do not.











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