'I Deliver All Year Long' Santa Christmas Jumper, Green

Amazon.com Price: £49.04 ($64.99) (as of 31/08/2026 15:12 PST- Details)

Read the Room rating

Pub only

Innuendo, swearing or worse. Friends, the pub, never the office.

How we rate jumpers

A Santa slogan with a knowing second reading, in green at $64.99. Milder than the bluntest things we stock, but still a joke about sex.

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Description

Santa, hinting that Christmas Eve is not his only working night.

The line is built to be read twice and the second reading is not subtle. It sits in the mild-innuendo bracket — it will get a laugh at a party and a raised eyebrow at work, rather than a formal conversation. Whether that is acceptable depends entirely on where you are wearing it, and only you know that.

Read the room

  • Fine at a friends' party or the pub
  • Judgement call at work. If your office discusses people's jumpers afterwards, pick something else
  • Children will read it as being about presents, which is a genuine advantage over blunter designs

The green colourway is a small point in its favour — nearly every Santa slogan comes in red, and green makes it look slightly less like every other jumper in the room.

It is a printed crewneck at the seller's flat $64.99. Comfortable in a heated function room in a way a knit is not, less durable across years than a knit is, and best washed cold and inside out.

The safer alternatives at the same price are What The Elf and Snow Globe.

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