Description
Everyone completes the phrase in their head. That is the whole design.
It is a genuinely clever piece of positioning: the joke works precisely because the jumper never says the word, which means it clears every workplace dress policy while still reading as cheeky. Compare it with the blunter slogans in our rude section, which get the same laugh and a quiet conversation with a manager afterwards.
Read the room
- Safe at work. This is about as far as you can go and still be safe
- Fine around children, who will read it as an elf joke, because it is one
- Will read as tame to a crowd that came for genuine filth
As a garment it is standard for the seller: a printed unisex crewneck at $64.99. Printed fleece is the right call for an indoor party — knitted jumpers are honestly too warm in a heated function room by mid-evening — but it will not last as many years as a knit will.
Cold wash, inside out. Every printed jumper that dies early dies in a hot machine. If you are trying to work out how far your office will let you go, Christmas jumper day in different workplaces is the useful read.
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