It's Chrithmith Bitcheth Lisp Christmas Jumper, Unisex

Amazon.com Price: £19.99 (as of 08/08/2026 19:48 PST- Details)

A slogan jumper whose entire joke is a spelled-out lisp. Loud, crude, and it will not read well to everyone in the room.

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Description

Worth saying plainly, because it affects who should buy it: the joke here is a speech impediment written phonetically, combined with a swear word.

Some people find that funny. Others — including anyone who has grown up with a lisp, or is raising a child with one — read it as mocking a speech difference rather than making a joke about Christmas. Both reactions are common, and you cannot choose which one you get once you are in the room.

The garment itself is a standard unisex crewneck with a printed text graphic. Nothing about the construction is unusual.

Before you buy

  • Not one for work. Between the profanity and the impediment joke, this is the sort of jumper that generates an HR conversation rather than a laugh.
  • Fine among friends who already know your sense of humour.
  • Definitely not around children or clients.

If you want the phonetic-Christmas joke without the swearing, the plain Merry Chrithmith crewneck is the same idea considerably toned down.

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