Why Is the Carpet All Wet, Todd? Christmas Jumper in Red
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"Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?" is the setup; "I don't know, Margo" is the punchline. This is the red one, and it is best deployed alongside someone wearing the green.
Worn on its own it still works for anyone who knows National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, which is a large proportion of any British or American office. Worn as a pair it is considerably better, because coordinated jumpers beat individually good jumpers at essentially every Christmas party — effort reads as commitment.
If you are coordinating with one other person, confirm they are definitely coming. Half of a two-part joke is not a joke, it is a question you will be asked all evening.
Safe for a mixed office — the reference is a film quote, not innuendo.
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