Description
A challenge to Santa's filing system, and to whoever is reading your chest.
"Define naughty" is doing the classic trick of implying everything and stating nothing. It reads as a flirtation first and a Christmas jumper second, and while the naughty-or-nice list gives it a festive alibi, nobody is genuinely fooled by the alibi.
Read the room
- Fine at a party with friends. Riskier at work, where a slogan on your chest is something colleagues have to look at all day
- Not for a family Christmas with an audience of mixed ages
- Perfectly wearable if you are comfortable being asked to define it, repeatedly, all evening
We are not going to pretend this is scandalous — it is at the mild end of the category and a long way from the bluntest things we list. But it is a statement garment, and that is a different purchase from a snowman.
Printed crewneck at $64.99, unisex sizing, cold wash inside out. If you want the wink without the risk, What The Elf is the same price and considerably safer. Also worth reading: when a Christmas jumper goes too far.
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