'Gift In The Box' Christmas Jumper, Green

Amazon.com Price: £49.04 ($64.99) (as of 31/08/2026 15:11 PST- Details)

Read the Room rating

Pub only

Innuendo, swearing or worse. Friends, the pub, never the office.

How we rate jumpers

A present-themed slogan in green at $64.99 whose second reading is fairly obvious. Mild, but not innocent.

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Description

A jumper about presents, with a raised eyebrow attached.

The line works as a straightforward Christmas joke and as something a good deal less wholesome, and which of those a room hears depends on the room, not on you. That is the usual problem with double-meaning slogans: you do not control the interpretation once you have put it on.

Read the room

  • Fine among friends, where the second reading is the point
  • A judgement call at work — mild enough to survive most offices, pointed enough to be remembered
  • Children will read it as being about wrapping paper, which is a real advantage

The green colourway is worth a mention simply because most slogan jumpers in this range are red; green makes it look less like the standard issue.

Construction is the seller's usual printed crewneck at a flat $64.99 regardless of design complexity — which means simple slogans like this one are the weaker value in their range compared with the busier all-over prints.

Cold wash, inside out, and it will do several Decembers. If you want to know how far your particular office will tolerate a double meaning, Christmas jumper day in different workplaces is the honest guide.

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