National Lampoon's Carpet All Wet, Todd Christmas Jumper

Amazon.com Price: £37.99 (as of 09/08/2026 16:16 PST- Details)

The red "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?" Christmas Vacation jumper at thirty-eight pounds. A licensed quote that a specific generation recognises instantly.

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Description

One line from Christmas Vacation, and either you know it or you do not.

This is the properly licensed version, which is why it costs thirty-eight pounds rather than twenty. Licensing is most of the price difference in quote jumpers, and it usually comes with a better-printed graphic than the unofficial copies of the same line.

The quote is one of the safer film references in circulation: it is baffling rather than offensive to anyone who has not seen the film, and it does not need the context explained to avoid causing trouble. That makes it unusually workplace-tolerant for a quote jumper, though you should expect to be asked about it four times.

Read the room

  • Good: any party where people over thirty-five will be present
  • Fine: the office — it is odd, not rude
  • Pointless: a crowd who have never seen the film, where it is a sentence about carpet

We stock this line in more than one form. There is a cheaper sweatshirt version of the same quote if the licence and the knit are not worth the extra to you. More on the general risk in film quote Christmas jumpers at the office party.

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