'Pretty Sketchy' Christmas Jumper, Black

Amazon.com Price: £49.04 ($64.99) (as of 31/08/2026 15:12 PST- Details)

Read the Room rating

Office-safe

Wear it to work. Nobody will be taken aside.

How we rate jumpers

A drawing pun on a black printed sweatshirt at $64.99. The black colourway is unusual for a Christmas jumper and is the main reason to pick it.

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Description

A pun about sketching that also admits to being a bit dodgy. Both readings are intended.

The thing worth noticing here is the colour. Almost every Christmas jumper is red or green, and this one is black — which means it works with the rest of your wardrobe, does not scream from across an office, and can plausibly be worn in the second week of January without comment. For a lot of people that is worth more than the joke.

Choose this if

  • You want a festive jumper that does not look absurd on the commute home
  • You draw, or you are buying for someone who does
  • You want black rather than the usual two colours

Against it: black is also the colour least likely to read as "Christmas jumper" at a glance, so at a themed party you may need to explain that you did in fact take part. And a printed graphic on black shows wear more visibly than one on red — cold wash, inside out, no exceptions.

It is a printed crewneck at the seller's flat $64.99. If subtlety is the goal generally, Christmas jumpers for reluctant participants covers the same ground, and how to style a Christmas jumper has more on making one work outside the party.

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