Naughty List Christmas Jumper, Unisex

Amazon.com Price: £49.04 ($64.99) (as of 31/08/2026 15:12 PST- Details)

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Office-safe

Wear it to work. Nobody will be taken aside.

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A naughty-list design on a unisex printed sweatshirt at $64.99. The most-used idea in the entire category, which is both its strength and its problem.

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Description

Santa's list, again. There is a reason everyone keeps making this one.

The naughty list is the closest thing the Christmas jumper has to a standard joke: everyone understands it instantly, it needs no explanation, and it implies mischief without saying anything anybody could object to. In a mixed room — colleagues, in-laws, children — that combination is genuinely hard to beat.

Choose this if

  • You want to look like you are up to something without actually being rude
  • You are buying for someone whose humour you do not know
  • You would rather be safe than memorable

And the flip side: you will not be the only naughty-list jumper at the party. If you want to be noticed, this is not the design — the shop's light-up jumpers and all-over prints do that job far better, and competitions reward them accordingly.

Printed unisex crewneck at the seller's flat $64.99. That is the same price they charge for their most elaborate designs, so on a value basis a simpler slogan like this one is the weaker buy.

For the loud end of the market, see the light-up section; light-up Christmas jumper disasters is worth reading before you go there.

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