Merry Chrithmith Christmas Sweatshirt, Unisex Crew Neck

Amazon.com Price: £26.40 ($34.99) (as of 22/08/2026 15:35 PST- Details)

Read the Room rating

Depends on the office

Fine in some offices, a conversation with HR in others. Know yours.

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A unisex crewneck built around a lisped Christmas greeting. It is a one-line joke, and whether it is a good one depends heavily on your audience.

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Description

A crewneck graphic sweatshirt whose entire content is a mangled Christmas greeting.

This is a speech-impediment joke, and it is worth being clear-eyed about that before you wear it to work. Plenty of people will read it as harmless silliness. Some will read it as mocking a lisp, and among those some will be colleagues who will not say anything but will remember. A pub with friends is the safe venue; an office party where you do not know everyone well is the risky one.

Read the room

  • The joke only works spoken aloud, so expect to explain it at least once
  • Thirty-five dollars is high for a printed crewneck — check whether the fabric is fleece-backed before deciding it is worth it
  • Unisex crew cut, so plain and unremarkable beyond the slogan

If you want a slogan jumper with less risk attached, the Birthday Boy Jesus sweatshirt is gentler. Our piece on Christmas jumper puns covers which ones survive contact with an audience.

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